So, what do you think? With God on our side like this, how can we lose? If God didn’t hesitate to put everything on the line for us, embracing our condition and exposing himself to the worst by sending his own Son, is there anything else he wouldn’t gladly and freely do for us? (more…)
From the Blog
Click here for a reading of this poem
Moving faster
Emotional disas-
Stir up the fears
Stir up the memories
Of disaster not averted
The captain afraid at the wheel (more…)
I used to feel an incredible pressure to be nice. Always nice. Don’t get me wrong, overall most people that know me would say I’m a really nice guy.
But I’ve also realized I can be a real ass. I think I was so focused on trying to be nice that I couldn’t admit I have a daily quota of grumpy responses, arrogant comments, and generally selfish actions. (more…)
One of my friends and I have had some good-natured sparring over Democrat vs Republican.
He and I enjoy the back and forth, so please take this in the satirical manner it was intended. We don’t actually think the other party believes this, and it’s total hyperbole. But it is funny, and shows the extremes of each party. Enjoy.
The list I received
I’m way too irresponsible to own a gun, and I know that my local police are
all I need to protect me from murderers and thieves.I’m voting Democrat because I love the fact that I can now marry whatever I
want. I’ve decided to marry my horse.I’m voting Democrat because I believe oil companies’ profits of 4% on a
gallon of gas are obscene but the government taxing the same gallon of
gas at 15% isn’t.I’m voting Democrat because I believe the government will do a better
job of spending the money I earn than I would.I’m voting Democrat because freedom of speech is fine as long as nobody
is offended by it.I’m voting Democrat because when we pull out of Iraq I trust that the
bad guys will stop what they’re doing because they now think we’re good people.I’m voting Democrat because I believe that people who can’t tell us
if it will rain on Friday CAN tell us that the polar ice caps will melt
away in ten years if I don’t start driving a Prius.I’m voting Democrat because I’m not concerned about the slaughter of
millions of abortion babies so long as we keep all death row inmates alive.I’m voting Democrat because I believe that business should not be
allowed to make profits for themselves. They need to break even and give the rest
away to the government for redistribution as THEY see fit.I’m voting Democrat because I believe liberal judges need to rewrite the
Constitution every few days to suit some fringe kooks who would NEVER get
their agendas past the voters.I’m voting Democrat because my head is so firmly planted up my ass it’s
unlikely that I’ll ever have another point of view.
The list I composed
- I’m voting Republican because the sky is falling, Obama is the Antichrist, and there is a terrorist under every rock
- I’m voting Republican because we are a party of diversity: if by diverse you mean having 3.5 black people and 8 hispanics
- I’m voting Republican because if I keep telling myself “Iraq had a connection to the people who attacked us on 9/11″ it will make it true
- I’m voting Republican because prosperity trickles down to poor people…it does right? I mean I don’t actually know any poor people.
- I’m voting Republican because I want government to stay out of the way…except for legislating the cultural and moral principles I hold…and guns…but stay out of the way on other stuff
- I’m voting Republican because I believe you can plant a democracy at the end of a gun with civilian leaders who don’t even know the difference between Sunni and Shiite.
- I’m voting Republican because I believe we simply need to waive our irresistible democracy fairy dust over the middle east, and it will bloom like a spring garden. We don’t ACTUALLY need to waste our time understanding their culture, religion, and values.
- I’m voting Republican because schools don’t need more money, the facilities are amazing…in the suburbs where I live
- I’m voting Republican because I trust international corporations more than I trust government…they can’t both be corrupt can they?
- I’m voting Republican because I forget there are a lot of pro-life people on both sides, who know that we should be just as focused on preventing unplanned pregnancy as the legal status of abortion, that the lowest abortion rates in the world are in countries where it is legal but there is good health services (http://prolifeproobama.com/), the highest in countries where it is illegal and there are not adequate services), and that being pro-life doesn’t end at birth (http://matthew25.org)
Those who know me are aware of my deep love for my plants.
Here is one of my xeriscape plants that grows these tall, skinny stems
with large delicate flowers. Very beautiful.
They only last a couple days then fall off, but there is always
another new one it's heels.
There is something very fragile, and yet resilient about flowers that
I love.
Brian
Today marks the end of an era.
This morning I walked out with briefcase in one hand, and my massive
Spaceballs motorcycle helmet in the other.
I found my bike chain (top part of picture in the shadows) and half of
my master lock. Apparently today's bolt cutters work quite well.
So I suppose my beloved scooter is not dead, but it is certainly no
longer in my possession.
If you would like to mourn the loss of this beloved bike, as well as
mourn the pain in my arse for all the insurance crap I have to go
through (thankfully it was covered), you can visit my blog at http://barguitar.blogspot.com
and leave your condolences.
I will also be setting up memorial fund to help me with my increased
gas expenses. Don't feel comfortable with that? Here are two other
options: you can just send the money to a Big Oil Exec or the Saudi
Arabian prince of your choice…it's all going to the same place.
I love hockey…saw a DU game and 3 Avalanche games…but this is frickin hilarious. You could do this about soccer too.
This article, though a bit lengthy, is POWERFUl
Helps you understand the difficulties the arab world faces
http://www.economist.com/displaystory.cfm?story_id=10499063&fsrc=RSS
Mike Greer made me aware of it…
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Brian Rants
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"Love never fails."
St. Paul
1 Cor 13
I love to chat with the barista making my coffee at St. Mark’s, Dazbog, etc.
Someday I would love to live in a culture where I could assume the person behind me is thinking “I hope they don’t feel any pressure to cut their conversation short”
INSTEAD OF
“I hope that yacker shuts his trap so I can get my damn espresso.”
I can at least start by trying to be that kind of person…not easy



